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David was a lively little boy with brown spiky hair and a blue t-shirt. He also wore a nappy, as he was still a little baby. David loved to show off his wee wee and giggle when he humped people's bums. He spoke in a babish and innocent way, using silly nicknames for things. One day, David went for a walk in the forest all by himself. He saw a lady sitting on a big rock, and he thought she had a mass bum. He giggled and went over to her. The lady smiled at him and David thought she looked nice. "Hello there, little one," the lady said kindly. David pointed to her bum and said, "You have a big, mass bum!" The lady laughed and said, "Yes, I do! It's quite comfy to sit on." David thought for a moment and then said, "Can I hump your mass bum?" The lady looked surprised, but then she smiled and said, "Sure, if it makes you happy."

So, David humped the lady's mass bum and he giggled and laughed. It felt good and fun. After a while, the lady said, "You know, if something feels good, keep doing it. But make sure it's okay with the other person first." David nodded and said, "Okay, I will! Thank you for letting me hump your mass bum." The lady patted his head and said, "You're welcome, little one. Just remember to always ask first." David waved goodbye to the lady and skipped back home, feeling happy and full of joy. From that day on, David remembered the lady's words. He always made sure to ask first before showing off his wee wee or humping bums. And he learned that it's important to listen to others and be kind. And so, David continued to have fun and enjoy himself, but he always made sure to do it in a way that was respectful and kind to others.